BIG BANG BIRTHDAY BASH:  PRESIDENT CENA STALKED, NO FWW
Friday, September 10th, 2010 * 3:31PM





























The Millennium Wrestling Federation received this twisted video in the mail today.  Earlier this week when President Cena was on a private cell phone conversation at MWF Studios, he heard "Stalker" Dylan Kage's deranged voice (which appears to be coming from around a doorway).  Due to the security risk, the MWF Board of Directors and Mr. Cena have decided that there will not be a Fabulous Women of Wrestling match at the BIG BANG BIRTHDAY BASH next Saturday to ensure the female athletes safety.